I Just Don't Look Good
Intro: D A7 D I stepped out of the shower, Got a good look at myself G D Pot bellied, bald head, man I thought it was somebody else G D E7 I caught my reflection in the mirror, on the back of the bathroom door D A7 D And I just don't look good naked anymore. D A7 D I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall G D I hung it there, when I was trim and tall G D E7 I'd stand there smile & strut & flex, until my arms got sore D A7 D But, I just don't look good naked anymore G D Well I used to go out with the girls, I drove them all insane G D A7 I also had a lot of hair, but it's gone right down the drain D A7 D Well I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam, G D Stood there in the buff and suddenly she said "MAN" G D E7 I said "what is it Doc some fatal disease"? I just got to know the score D A7 D No" You just don't look good naked anymore" G D Well, me and my wife had a dance routine, everybody said it was unique, G D Now it's only when we're back to back that were dancing cheek A7 to cheek. D A7 D Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun, G D Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun G D Somebody yelled" Hey, there's an old white whale, washed up E7 on the shore" D A7 D I just don't look good naked anymore G Ya, my arches fell, my ankles swell D E7 And I wish my eyes were poor, D A7 D Cause I just don't look good naked anymore.