When I'm hungry, I eat When I'm thirsty, I drink I get my fires lit up with a match And when I'm itchy, I scratch When I'm tired, I sleep When I'm sneaky, I creep There's a hook in all the fish I catch And when I'm itchy, I scratch Hey! Buzz off fly, stay away Who needs you on a sticky summer day? I don't know what you can possibly see in me And I don't want such irritating company Now, when I'm happy, I laugh When I'm sad, I cry I get my melons in the melon patch And when I'm itchy, I scratch I get my melons in the melon patch And when I'm itchy, I scratch I get my melons in the melon patch And when I'm itchy, I scratch
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