Five purple konkers Sittin' on the shore One swam away, and then there were four Four purple konkers Sitting in a tree (chomp!) One flew away, and then there were three Three purple konkers Playing in some glue One got stuck, and then there were two Two purple konkers Living happily Thought they'd get married And then there were... three? (honk) (honk) Three purple... no... Two purple konkers and one yellow honker Living in harmony Loving one another for they are family (honk!)
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