Bert: Ahhhh....ahhhh.... Ernie: Hey Bert, what's wrong? Bert: I think I'm going to sneeze. Ernie: Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky. Bert: I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry! Ernie: Wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now. Bert: Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie. Ernie: Just sneeze any way you want to. Bert: Hold it that way, aaaahhhh, AAAhhhhh, I can feel it coming, AAAAAHHHH, It's going to be a big one--AAACCCCCHHHHOOOOoooo!!! (Bert buries his nose in the hanky, but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in Ernie's hand!) (nasally) That's better! Thanks, Ernie. Ernie: Uh, Bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) This here's your nose. Looks like you sneezed your nose off. Bert: (nasal) Rats! (pause) Ernie, can you keep this quiet? Draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on! Ernie: Why of course, kehehehe! That's what friends are for, aren't they, kehehehe?! They put their friends' noses back on! Bert: (nasal) Ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose back on! Ernie: Okay, okay. (Bert bends down, Ernie sticks it way over on the right side of his face, then starts laughing again) Bert: Ernie, what are you doing? That's not where my nose goes! Ernie: Kehehehe! You should see where your nose is, Bert, kehehehe! Bert: I can see it, yeah, out of my left eye I can see it! C'mon, Ernie, you know where it goes! Ernie: Okay, just a minute. (Ernie pulls Bert's nose off and then sticks it above Bert's eyebrows, starts laughing again.) Bert: Is that your idea of where my nose goes? You know where it belongs! Ernie: Kehehehe, it looks pretty funny right where it is, kehehehe! Bert: Ho-ho. C'mon, Ernie, you know what to do, do it right! (Bert bends down again, and Ernie moves Bert's nose down below Bert's chin, then laughes some more) Ernie: Kehehehe! You should see where it is now! Bert: ERNIE! C'mon now, quit clowning around, do it right! Ernie: Okay, hang on. (Ernie finally puts Bert's nose where it belongs) There! Bert: Thanks, Ern. (pause) Oh no! Ernie: What's the matter? Bert: I think I'm going to sneeze again!