Kid: How much for the car? Man: Fifty bucks. Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff? Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours. Kid: Five dollars. Man: Thirty-five. Kid: Ten. Man: Thirty. Kid: Fifteen. Man. Sold! At that, the car promptly falls to pieces. Kid: I want it AS WAS!
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