(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together, for william tecqwyn!) Wiley - (Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg) Oi! Dan! Wot you call this? Why have you got me spittin on this? I dont usually spit on tracks like these But its jus the start and im startin to like it Watch producers try and buy me if you like it dont fight it dance with your grandma Ill be dancing with your auntie (Skippa- But i bet your uncle cant wait for the SWITCH!) Now i move onto your girlfriend Me dancing with your girl now thats hell friend i get randy do you know whatd handy a little glass of brandy now im skankin with BIG DAVEs Mandy Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor im givin her what she asks for she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa! (Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome for our next performer, Jose Fernandez) Skippa - (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK) This is loco flow to, got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to come, shake ya leg for a giggle grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes going for the nitros and the free booze in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo roll tight in a nylon tuxedo red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos left, right, forward, backward we go lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo i do the salsa with the old fogies eatin runny guacomole green like bogies im litsenin to the sounds and i dont mind neither shakin a leg with a funny old geezer Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa! (Ladies and gentleman, will you please put your hands togther for the Ethnal from Bethnal) Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii) Wot? This sounds like the job for me The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g which l-e-g third l-e-g Yeah! Im a wrong'un known to be a liberty like him. i cant see me sittin on this but i like music so im spittin on this you chose me to come and spit all over this one and then have a little wander around and get drunk woteva the weather i make bars make cheddar drive cars with leather so dont ask whos clever (whos clever?) we're clever and im clever, hes clever shes clever (Smart) and shes out and about with no fella and ive had a couple of stella i feel leathered now shes over the moon, shes up weather shes one on for the big style wheneva she makes me feel betta! Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! Come and shake a leg with me oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!