[Instrumental] TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from? Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah! [Audience laughs.] Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here! Must be that time of the month! [Audience groans.] Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'? Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara? Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out! I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardon me, that's your __!
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