Relient K - Chap Stick, Chapped, And Things Like Chemistry - Текст песни

ok. so, who doesn't own a cell phone/who brought back their permission 
slip/because i know nobody wants to stay home/while the rest of us go out and 
make a day of it/cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's 
outside/and i lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride/they're 
starting something, and I don't want to begin it/they're looking for trouble, 
but with me it won't be found/and i regret that im completely out of daytime 
minutes/so i guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8 o'clock comes around/ok. so, 
who doesn't own a cell phone/well i don't need to ask my friends/because i know 
mine was fastened to my jawbone/thanks to all those nights and weekends/when it 
comes to relationships,i'm the dumbest one/and i don't mean just with girls, i 
mean everyone/your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me/its 
chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry/can i relate to you the 
way you relate to me/can you help me out with my chemistry/i don't want to be 
perceived the way i am/i just want to be perceived the way i am.