[ Тональность: Bm; предположительная оригинальная тональность: A#m ] aka "The sad but true story of Ray Mingus, the lumberjack of Bulk Rock City and his never slacking stribe in exploiting the so far undiscovered areas of the intention to bodily intercourse from the opposite species of his kind" album: Sex and Violins I: B It's been a pretty long time, baby E But now, I'm back in town Gb It's time to leave your husband B Now you know that little clown B Last time we were seeing E Didn't you beg for more Gb It's OK with me as long B As you do it four on the floor PRECHORUS: E This is what I'm giving you, B you'll get it all tonight E You will be my lover, Gb but not my tender wife CHORUS: B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand II: B I've missed the little North Pole E On the bottom of my twister Gb Here's the one-eyed-worm B Now you'll never be a sister B Well, it's time to leave now E You better walk her home Gb Don't forget you underwear B You look pretty stoned PRECHORUS: E This is what I'm giving you, B you'll get it all tonight E You will be my lover, Gb but not my tender wife CHORUS: B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand B Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man B E Gb B I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man