Got the chords on this from Zach Southern on Youtube. He detailed the chords in the comments. Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIIKSuPDEdo [Intro] G A C D x 2 [Verse] G A Well, I was out at the Long Branch, and I was talkin' to this girl. C D And every hound dog in the joint was sniffing around her. G A I was playing it slow and cool, being the gentleman that I am. C D Well, then this grease ball with long black slick back hair G A Struts right up to her like I wasn't even standing there. C D He looks her up and down and cocks his eyebrow and he says, "Baby, damn." [Chorus] G How do you get in those jeans? A Mercy you looking fine. C D How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? [Verse] G A She looked at him and smiled and said I thought you'd never ask. C D He looked at me and said that's how that's done son, just like that. G A I wanted to be mad at him, but to tell you the truth I was really kinda impressed. C D He said you might get slapped 9 times out of 10, G A but there's always one that wants a no B.S. kinda man. C D So I walked up to the next girl I saw who wasn't wearing a dress, and I leaned in and said. [Chorus] G How do you get in those jeans? A Mercy you looking fine. C D How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? (I sure did) [Verse] G A Well, I woke up later in a hospital bed, with a half-pound of gauze wrapped around my sore head. C D Some of my teeth were gone, and I was drinking mashed taters through a straw. G A You see, uh, turns out the girl that I propositioned had man, with a chip on his shoulder and blunt object in his hand, C A who proceeded to express his disapproval of the lines that I crossed. G A Well, they told me I could leave, so I put my clothes back on. C D I stumbled past the waiting room just minding my own. G A C D And then this over nourished night nurse, from out of nowhere comes up to me and she says, "Excuse me sir, but um " [Chorus] G How do you get in those jeans? A Mercy you looking fine. C D How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? [Outro] G A Uh, well um I guess I did need a ride home. C D I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do. [N.C] Don't judge me.