Primus - Wynonas Big Brown Beaver - Текст песни

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver

And she shows it off to all her friends.

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,

So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came lou with the old baboon

And said recognize that smell? 

Smells like seven layers,

That beaver eats taco bell.

Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans

And he travelled with the carnival shows.

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars

And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver

So he though he'd take himself a peek,

But the beaver was quick

And grabbed him by the kiwis.

Now he ain't pissed for a week.

(and a half!)

Now wynona took her big brown beaver,

And she stuck him up in the air.

Said I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish I did have a pair.

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright.

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

And the bastard tried to bite me.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

And she stroked him all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it

Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.