Em Good morning, worm your honour F The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you Em Was caught red-handed showing feelings C Showing feelings of an almost human nature B7 This will not do. "Call the school master!" Em I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honour F# Em B7 Em If they'd let me have my way, I coulda flayed them into shape. G But my hands were tied. Ab D/A The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder, Let me hammer him today. Em7 Em B7M B Cra - zy toys in the attic, I am cra - zy Truly gone fishing. F#m They must have taken my marbles away Em7 Em B7M B Cra - zy toys in the attic, he is cra - zy Em You little shit, you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key F You shoulda talked to more often than you did, but no! Em You had to go your own way, have you broken any homes up lately? C B Just five minutes, worm your honour, him and me alone Em7 Ba - be! F#7 F# Bm F#7 Bm Bm/A Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms G Ab M' lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble D/A Why'd he ever have to leave me, worm your honour, let me take him home Em7 Em B7M B Cra - zy over the rainbow, I am cra - zy. Bars in the window F#m D Eb There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in Em7 Em B7M B Cra - zy over the rainbow he is cra - zy Em The evidence before the court is...incontrovertible Am Theres no need for the jury to retire Em In all my years of judging, I have never heard before Am Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law! Em The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother Am Fills me with the urge to deficate Em Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear Am I sentence you to be exposed before your peers Em Tear down the wall! Every second chant of "Tear down the wall" play Am, then Em repeatedly.