Some of you say may claim to amuse And once shown you'll insist it's a ruse Then those who fought the battle could only lose For in it time megalania rules, there's no use More than simply a meal without a match And though the crocodile has his snap neck latch To a mortal man a fearsome catch Ha! Even it would cower when the young would hatch Mmm-mmm Crocodile strides but only with bursts of speed Just another handicap that the lizard didn't need No need to stop at all, megalania challenge and then they all fall At 25 or 30 feet only it fed on warm blood 'n' meat And rand a torrid sprint with a 40 mile pace Or kept the strength at a distance race Don't trip or you'll find yourself a nice hiding place One glance strikes the fear of god in you face No logic pulls toward you time For it came through the ice age with no reason or rhyme, yeah What I said Abandoned with the past down under Even in the bush staggered with thunder Mmm-hmmm, nightmare, everyone's here A megalania again has appeared That's right I know the rumble, it's only him Perhaps your torso, or just a limb And crush and maul in the night of the iguana Please commence the demon even though you don't wanna, ha! Only mounties charter him well Ten megalania back to hell, alright
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