I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all He's a hot shot cavemanyah do dah (? ) Who loved to fight and brawl He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find Then at last he saw her therecovered with hair A cavegirl looking right his wayhalf nakedhalf well who can say Such a thing he'd never seen beforewell then need I tell you more The caveman fell in lovelovelove And so he wielded his club Oooh oooh what could he do? You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck He's just a simple caveman who wanted to--- Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate About the methods he used to communicate And she said-- (female spoken) I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse But a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress So if you want to call meyou better learn to talk Until you learn some manners buddy Take a walk!
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