Nofx - Last Night Was Really Fun - Текст песни

Last night was really fun, that's what I heard from almost everyone 
I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account 
I don't remember what booze I drank, I'm not sure what kind of drugs were done 
Without any account can you count it as fun? 
I don't remember what notes to play, I don't remember the words I sing 
Was it a good show if you can't remember a thing? 

Who sharpied 'slut' on my forehead? 
How did this blood get on my shirt? 
Was it aggravated assault if you're the only one who got hurt? 

I might have met her on myspace, I think I went over to her place 
Does it count as sex if you can't remember her face? 

I dislocated my knee how come my bedroom smells like piss? 
Was it a good time? What did we talk about? 
Afternoon fades to blackout 

Who's number is this on my hand? 
Why do I have shoes without socks? 
Maybe this is the right time for a supervised detox