What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? And Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine And Eddie hated punks So, after a couple years Eddie broke it off with Paul To look for a new man (A new man) Paul got fucked, fucked by Steve Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new Steed Searching for a beaux Who sings in falsetto What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul? What happened to Eddie, Paul and Bruce? And Sampson knew Eddie Was looking for a long term Stable relationship With, Paul no longer around Bruce left Sampson for Eddie Cause Steve convinced him to Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce How you supposed to rock n roll without substance abuse? The number of the beast, is in bed with Rob And Judas Priest