[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Intro] F5 E5 (x4) [Verse] F5 E5 F5 E5 Bell on door clanks, come on in F5 E5 F5 E5 Floyd observes my hairy chin F5 E5 F5 E5 Sit down chair, don't be afraid F5 E5 F5 E5 Steamed hot towel on my face [Chorus] C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved [Bridge] F5 E5 (x4) [Verse] F5 E5 F5 E5 Barney ties me to the chair F5 E5 F5 E5 I can't see, I'm really scared F5 E5 F5 E5 Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip F5 E5 F5 E5 Pee pee pressed against my lips [Chorus] C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed [Solo] F E F G A Bb C Bb A Bb C (x4) [Bridge] F5 E5 (x4) [Verse] F5 E5 F5 E5 I sense others in the room, F5 E5 F5 E5 Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume F5 E5 F5 E5 They take turns and cut me up F5 E5 F5 E5 I die smothered in Andy's butt [Chorus] C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shaved, C#5 A5 C5 G#5 I was shamed [Outro] F5 E5 F E