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Ninja Sex Party - Dragon Slayer - аккорды и текст, видео

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Ninja Sex Party - Dragon Slayer - аккорды и текст, видео

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Dragon Slayer
Ninja Sex Party
off the absolutely stunning album "Attitude City", have fun playing!

Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady.
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates.
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...

This guy plays football
      F                  G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
          F               G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
      F                 G
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
             F                                     G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?


F        C                G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
F       C             G
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
F            C               G
How hard did I just seal the deal
Am                    A#
With my dragon slayer steel

Do you feel all my sexy appeal
       F                    E
And my story that's so very totally real

I rode up to the mountaintop
F                                   G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
      F                          G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
       F                             G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
       F                                 G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun

(2nd CHORUS)

F        C              G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
F          C                G
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
F       C                  G
In case you might need more proof
              Am              A#
I brought the dragon right to you

Ooh! it's the one that I slew
      F                       E
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!

Am     F
I am a dragon!
         G                              E
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit

(3rd CHORUS)

F          C             G
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F       C                   G
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
F           C                G
This is the best day of your life
             Am            A#
You'll be my dragon slayer wife

All right! Now it's time to decide
            F                          E
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?

Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist.
And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!?
He wasn't even in this song!
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