Muppets - Bert Ernie 1 - Текст песни

Ernie					Bert
*****					****

[Watery sounds]
Yanky Doodle went to town
a-riding on his pony...

Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace and
quiet, all alone.
[knock-knock-knock knock-knock]
[Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock]		...and called it macaroni
Oh! two, three....
Hi buddy Bert
Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you close
the door, Ernie there's a draft.
Oh just a second Bert.
Ern... Ernie what are you do...?
You can't push the piano through the
bathroom door.
Why, sure I can, Bert, watch...
[Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump] 	Aahhgh!
..see
Ernie?
*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*
Wh-WHAT are you doing with
a piano in the bathroom!?
Oh Bert!  I heard you singing in
The tubby there 			Yeh?
And so I thought I
Would just come and sing along
I don't WANT you to sing-along,
But...					I want you to get out.
...but everybody sounds better
Singing in the bathroom Bert.
You know...				I don't want the piano in here Ernie.
...well Sure, Bert, what's a
Sing-along without a piano?
[starts to play piano]			It's ME, that's what it is...  Alone!
Listen to that Bert 			Stop that playing.
Doesn't that sound nice		        Stop it right now.
Doesn't that make you just want
To sing-along.				...makes me want to see you
out of here.
No, Bert, listen:
[sings]
Gee, Bert				what?
It's so much fun			no, it's not
I know you'll like it 			...I won't like it.
Once you've begun			...I won't begin!

Ernie I have to scrub my toes
I've got to wash my hair.

We, Bert				what?
Could have a ball			no way!
If I could get you 			*simmer*
To sing at all
[ends song but plays for Bert]		NO!...
[sings]
I refuse to sing-along.
I won't.
But, Bert...
So please don't ask me if I want to
'cause I don't.
Pretty Please...?
Although for you I would do
almost anything,
Really?
along is one way which I
do not want to sing.
But, listen...
[Sings]
Ol' bud-dy...
It will make you Happy
When you start to sing a Snappy
Little number that will
Bounce you right along.
no...
Like "Farmer in the Dell" or
"Old MacDonald had a Farm" or
Maybe "What's the Name of that Song".
No!
So if you use alot of voice
You'll love it that you've got a voice
And even if the notes you sing are wrong
Ernie!
You'll do a favor for us
If you lift your voice in chorus
For a swinging sing-along song.


E:            It     will  make  you   Hap   -  py
B:            I            re   -      fuse

E: when  you  start  to    sing  a     snap  -  py
B: to         sing    -    a    -      long.

E: lit - tle  num  - ber   that  will  bounce  you
B: I          won't!

E: right  a - long
B:                         so          please

E:       like "Far - mer   in    the   Dell"   or
B: don't      ask          me          if

E: "Old  Mac - Don - ald   had   a     Farm"   or
B: I           want        to          'cause

E: may - be   "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song"
B: I           don't

E:                                             So
B: al	-      though      for          you

E: if    you   use   a  -  lot   of     voice  you'll
B: I           would       do           al  -

E: love  it    that you've got   a      voice  and
B: most        an    -     y     -      thing

E: ev  - en    if    the   notes you    sing   are
B:

E: wrong
B:                          a     -    long

E:      you'll do    a      fa -  vor  for    us
B: is          one          way        which

E: if   you    lift  your   voice in   chor  - us
B: I           do           not        want

E: for  a      swing-ing    sing-along song
B: to          sing


ErnIE!

Please, Bert				what?
You'll like it too			no, I won't!
We'll sing Together 			ahhhgh
Just me and you
No!  I refuse to sing-along
that's it.
And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!
I Quit!

That's that.
That's that!
Gee, Bert, that was wonderful.