Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, We all know where you've been, you military fairy! Whoops, don't look now girls, The major's just minced in With that dolly colour sergeant, Two, three, ooh-ho!
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