Val Doonican - Paddy Mcgintys Goat
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Intro E7 A E7 A Bbdim Patrick McGinty, an Irishman of note Bm E7 Bm E7 Came into a fortune, so bought himself a goat A E7 A Bbdim Said he, "Sure, of goat's milk I mean to have my fill!" Bm E7 A But when he got his Nanny home, he found it was a Bill A E7 A E7 And now all the ladies who live in Killaloo Bm E7 Bm E7 Are all wearing bustles like their mothers used to do D Gdim Bm A They each wear a bolster beneath the petticoat Bm E7 A And leave the rest to Providence and Paddy McGinty's goat! Missis Burke to her daughter said, "Listen, Mary Jane, Now who was the man you were cuddling in the lane? He'd long wiry whiskers all hanging from his chin" "Twas only Pat McGinty's goat, " she answer'd with a grin Then she went away from the village in disgrace She came back with powder and paint upon her face She'd rings on her fingers, and she wore a sable coat You bet your life they never came from Paddy McGinty's goat Little Norah McCarthy the knot was going to tie She washed all her trousseau and hung it out to dry Then up came the goat and he saw the bits of white: He chewed up all her falderals, and on her wedding night: "Oh turn out the gas quick!" she shouted out to Pat For though l'm your bride, sure l'm not worth looking at I'd got two of ev'rything, I told you when I wrote But now I've one of nothing, all thro' Paddy McGinty's goat' Mickey Riley he went to the races t'other day He won twenty dollars and shouted, "Hip Hooray!!" He held up the note, shouting "Look what I've got!" The goat came up and grabbed at it and swallowed all the lot "He's eaten my banknote," said Mickey, with the hump They ran for the doctor, he brought a stomach pump He pumped and he pumped for that twenty dollar note But all he got was ninepence out of Paddy McGinty's goat Now oul' Paddy's goat had a wonderous appetite And one day for breakfast he had some dynamite A big box o' matches he swallowed all serene Then out he went and swallowed up a quart o' par-a-feen! He sat by the fireside, he didn't give a hang He swallowed a spark and exploded with a bang So, if you go to heaven, you can bet a dollar note That the angel with the whiskers on is Paddy McGinty's Goat.