[ Предположительная тональность: G ] This guy's youtube video went viral of him singing this in a bar. Hilarious. It's to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot. He has some other funny parodies too. Check out his webpage. ------------------------------------- Asus2 Em It's fairly well known in the place I call home G D Asus2 I like girls with an ass that is roomy Asus2 Em I met an old slut with a very large butt G D Asus2 She said son, for ten bucks you can do me Asus2 Em The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head G D Asus2 And for a good time to call her this evenin' Asus2 Em I was worried though that I just didn't know G D Asus2 If I'd wind up with some dude named Steven Asus2 Em I gave her a call and we went to the mall G D Asus2 And we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees Asus2 Em Was two days or more I was pretty damn sore G D Asus2 I found out the old bag gave me herpes Asus2 Em Her hair was died she didn't have a good side G D Asus2 She had moved here from someplace near Boston Asus2 Em When I got her home and she took off her clothes G D Asus2 Well, my cookies, I just about tossed 'em Asus2 Em Her bush when she turned looked like an overgrown fern G D Asus2 In desperate need of some water Asus2 Em Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease G D Asus2 And her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughter Asus2 Em I turned off the light, cause if I looked at her right G D Asus2 I felt like my eyes would start failing Asus2 Em Then I ran outside as my lunch began to slide G D Asus2 And I vomited over the railing Asus2 Em I went back inside to finish my ride G D Asus2 St. Paddy's it's been good to know ya Asus2 Em She said not so fast bro, there's something you should know G D Asus2 Now come here I've got something to show ya Asus2 Em The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong G D Asus2 It was red an' it looked irritated Asus2 Em Found an itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank G D Asus2 Aw damn, I should've just masturbated Asus2 Em Does anyone know where the love of God goes G D Asus2 When you pee and it feels just like acid Asus2 Em Was two weeks ago that I slept with that ho G D Asus2 And my penis, now it just stays flaccid Asus2 Em You might like this song and you might sing along G D Asus2 And you may even think that it's funny Asus2 Em But you wouldn't know if every time you go G D Asus2 There's a discharge, it's white and it's runny Asus2 Em My tale now spans all across this great land G D Asus2 From Maine all the way to the Rockies Asus2 Em My penile steams like a cappuccino machine G D Asus2 And it keeps burning holes in my jockies Asus2 Em That filthy ol' ho lives in Detroit they say G D Asus2 And it's doubtful that anyone's carin' Asus2 Em Her career high she banged twenty nine guys G D Asus2 On the hood of her Chrysler Lebaron Asus2 Em The doctors all say that smell won't go away G D Asus2 Like some shrimp that's been shipped here from China Asus2 Em I've tried Listerine even used Listerine G D Asus2 But my gut still smells like filthy vagina
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