Join Islam - Sye Ten
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A really simplified version of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw F I'll share with you the tale of when Dm I met some baggy-trousered gentlemen Gm C Am D They spoke with flair and with panache Gm C C7 They all had beards but no moustache F They had a book called the Qur'an Dm containing some divine and cosmic plan Gm C Am D And then I cringed in fear and dread Gm C C7 as one closed up his book and said F Just do it, just do it Do it before you die C7 Join Islam, come on man F Don't upset the man in the sky Bb The consequences are dire F You'll really piss him off D7 and then he'll burn you in the fire G7 C7 F Just do it, just do it now! F So I said: I can't do it, I can't do it C7 I really don't believe in God Your passion and your fashion F I really think are really rather odd Bb No derision It's my decision F D7 and I don't like the idea of a circumcision G7 C7 F I won't do it. I won't join Islam. F And they said: Join Islam Read the Qur'an C7 Linguistically it's sublime I've checked and It's perfect F In every way and for all time Bb It's righteous It has no likeness F D7 Here's a verse with forty-two rhetorical devices G7 C F Join Islam Just do it now! F And I said: I can't do it I can't do it C7 I've never felt the need to pray On a carpet with a view of men's arses F I'm sorry I don't pray that way Bb I'm at a disadvantage I can't read the language F D7 All I want is lager and a bacon sandwich G7 C F I can't do it I won't join Islam F And he said: I won't boast but first and foremost C7 ask yourself what if you're wrong. You believe that something came from nothing? F My faith could never be that strong! Bb It's not pragmatic It's un-Quranic F D7 It violates the second law of thermodynamics G7 C F Think about it. But don't take to long! F And I said: I can't do it I can't do it C7 Not without some evidence I'm not biassed Just give me science F None of you are making sense Bb It's not for me, man Leave me be, man F D7 I'd rather pour a glass and drink my daddy's semen G7 C7 F I can't do it. I won't join Islam F And they said: "Brother makes a good point" Join islam C7 But only if you feel inclined Our obsession is freedom of expression Just say whatever's on your mind Bb It's splendid We commend it, F D7 But we reserve the right to never be offended G7 C F Join islam, Join islam now F And I said: I can't do it I can't do it C7 I believe in equality It's a given: rights for women F have no place in your ideology Bb No integration No education F D7 The only thing your females get is genital mutilation G7 That's final C F I won't join Islam F And they said: Join Islam Just do it C7 The moment is so opportune Our practice: To blacklist F every novel and cartoon Bb Keep silent We're strident, F D7 We'll chop the head off anyone who says we're violent, G7 C F Join Islam ,Just do it NOW! F And I said: I can't do it I can't do it C7 Censorship I Despise It's fair to declare the F universal right to criticize Bb I don't want Sharia round here F D7 I'd rather pack my bags and move to North Korea G7 C F I won't do it I won't join Islam F And they said: Join Islam Just do it C7 Western women are all whores Here's my sister No man has kissed her F Join us and she'll be all yours Bb She's no shirker A real hard worker F D7 She'll show you everything she's got beneath her burqa G7 C F Just do it! Join Islam now! F N.C And I said: ALRIGHT!! F I'll do it C7 I'm a red-blooded male It's intriguing I'm pleading F to find out what's behind her veil Bb To Allah I give my shahada F D7 I'm in a state of frenzy and a lustful lather G7 C F I'll do it! I'll do it now! F I've done it I'm ready C7 to bang her like a man possessed oh! I'm burning I'm yearning F As she slowly gets undressed Uh oh! Bb I stammer I piss my pyjamas F D7 Cos she's bog-eyed and her face is like a bag of hammers G7 C F I can't do it, I wanna leave Islam! F Allahu akbar, It says here C7 Terms and conditions apply One small penalty for apostasy F Leave and you must die Bb There's no compulsion in religion F D7 But revoking your shahada gets you crucifixion G7 C F You've done it You've done it now!