I Thought I Farted But I Shit
Misc Unsigned Bands
(First Tab, sorry if formatted wrong) Funny song I found on YouTube by Jeremy Perez. I noticed no one had put up on the website so I thought I would in case someone wanted to learn it to play at a party or something You can see the strumming and rhythm on the video if you haven't seen it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZqUDTXCUA Chords with * (e.g. G*) translate to one strum Intro, G G D Headed down to to the coast, ridin' shotgun in the Jeep, there's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can feel it start G D to creep... So I leaned to my right, cos my cheeks were kinda tight, as I pushed G (Pause) a little bit I think like this I thought I farted but I shit... I thought I farted but I C G C shit, and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and a little on D G (Pause) my sack, I thought I farted but I shit... G D Damn I hate it when I shart, I can't even trust the fart, tried to give a little toot, now there's caca in my shoe, I thought G (Pause) I farted but I shit... C G I thought I farted but I shit, and now it's squishy when I sit, C D I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, G I thought I farted but I shit... C D I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farteeeeed G* but I shiiiiit.