Tuning: Standard (e B G D A E) Dm Am Down the river drifts an axe E Am From the town of Byron Dm Am Let it float by itself- E Am Fucking piece of iron!!! Dm Am I was sleeping with my honey E Am Absоlutely naked, Dm Am I have taken my panties off E Am Just to make a statement. Dm Am Fish in thick tomato sauce E Am Swims in happy comatose Dm Am Only me, pathetic wimp E Am Have no fucking place to swim. Dm Am Starlet's fallen from the heavens E Am Right into my boyfriend's briefs, Dm Am I don't mind his roasted penis E Am If it helps us live in peace. Dm Am Girls have called me to the party E Am I decided not to come, Dm Am It's because my clothes are ugly E Am And my dick is a tiny one. Dm Am Time has shifted for an hour - E Am What a mess on globe Dm Am Dick was hard before wakeup, E Am Now it's up at work. Dm Am In a tree a duck got stuck E Am Noble eagle fucked that duck Dm Am You can hear branches crack E Am Sqeaky-dick and fucky-quack! Dm Am Guy Miron shows such a trick: E Am Crow is sitting on his dick Dm Am And as soon as starts to croak - E Am Has he boner on his cock Dm Am Old Ivan Ilyich and I E Am Used to work at a CI Dm Am He's a fuckhead, so am I E Am Someone's filched our CI. Dm Am You are fine if you are steadfast E Am In relations with milkmaid. Dm Am You get wholesome milky breakfast E Am And occasionally laid. Dm Am Nick is crossing village slowly - E Am Outside it is cold and snowy. Dm Am But his dick is up and running E Am Just in case if something's coming. Dm Am Girls had a fight at country hut E Am Over who got hairiest cunt. Dm Am Well, more hair of the most E Am Had the beaver of the host. Dm Am You were mine the other day, E Am Mike is screwing you today. Dm Am He's got cock as thick as trees E Am On the Shishkin's masterpiece. Dm Am Have you seen four dicks together E Am Dancing on a mountain peak? Dm Am And one dick had fucked another E Am But with yet another dick. Dm Am My advice to future bride: E Am Don't get married, silly! Dm Am Morning comes - your boobs aside, E Am Snatch is rumpled illy. Dm Am Nick is sitting at the door, E Am Neither dancing, singing nor, Dm Am He is sitting, deaf and dumb, E Am Thinking only "Whom to hump?" Dm Am Coffee pot's a bit unstable E Am Dishes fall around Dm Am Fucking on a little table E Am Makes a lot of sound Dm Am Two of us - me and my buddy E Am Giving gifts to everybody Dm Am You get daughter, you get son E Am Patriotic duty's done Dm Am Wife is telling her old man: E Am "Book me U.S. fare!" Dm Am "Stupid cunt! Don't think you can - E Am Trains aren't going there!" Dm Am I was in a horny mood E Am And I blew Stepan Dm Am He is smart and looking good, E Am Salty on the tongue Dm Am Kids are asking uncle Peck: E Am Why's there wire on your neck? Dm Am Uncle has no words to spare E Am Swinging calmly in the air.