[ Предположительная тональность: Eb ] A pain to transpose, but here it is so no one else has to go the misery. Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?" Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. Petunia: No. No, we don't. Dm A7 D Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss? F G Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer Bb F Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more Petunia: That's odd Gm Dm Larry: I know I thought for sure A7 Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape? F G Larry: It's right next to the phone Bb F Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not G C I guess I should have known C Ab Bbm Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? Eb7 Ab What happened to our paper clips? Fm Bbm Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again Larry: They're gone again Bdim Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Do you remember when... Fm C7 Larry: The rubber bands were in their place? Ab Bb Petunia: They're in the middle drawer Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer C# Ab Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace Petunia: Yes! Bbm Fm Larry: There were always more Fm C7 Petunia: Reams of paper raining down Paper: Raining, raining down Ab Bb Together: Legal pads a plenty Legal Pads: We're legal C# Ab Petunia: Highlighters in every hue Larry: I remember! Bbm Eb Together: Never less than twenty B C#m Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? F#7 B What happened to our paper clips? Abm C#m Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again Petunia: They're gone again Ddim Together: We've run out of packing slips Cm Petunia: Someday my prints will come G Larry: Please replace the toner Cm Petunia: Someday we'll find more of G Larry: Our manila folders Eb Petunia: Someday my prints will come Bb Larry: Where's the printer cable? Eb Petunia: Someday we'll find more of Ab/Bb Bb--C Together: Adhesive shipping labels C Dm Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? G7 C What happened to our paper clips? Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips Am Dm Larry: The ballpoints are gone again Petunia: They're gone again Bdim F/G G Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips C Am Where have all the staplers gone? Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.
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