Lou Reed - Average Guy - Текст песни

I ain't no Christian or no born again saint
        I ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
        I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
        I am just your average guy, trying to do what's right

        I'm just your average guy
        an average guy
        I am just your average guy
        I'm just an average guy

        Average guy, I'm just your average guy
        I'm average looking and I'm average inside
        I'm an average lover and I live in an average place
        you wouldn't know me if you met me face to face

        I'm just your average guy
        average guy
        Average guy
        I'm just an average guy

        I worry about money and taxes and such
        I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch
        I worry about my health and bowels
        and the crime waves in the street
        I'm really just your average guy
        trying to stand on his own two feet

        I'm just your average guy
        I'm just your average guy
        I'm just your average guy
        average guy

        Average looks, average taste
        average height, an average waist
        Average in everything I do
        my temperature is 98.2

        I'm just your average guy
        an average guy
        Average guy
        I'm just an average guy
        Average guy
        I'm just your average guy
        I'm just your average guy
        I'm just your average guy
        Average