Run Harry Run
VERSE: Am G C Harry Potter spent his summers waiting for the fall; F G Am He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call. G C The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were wretched as can be-a; F G C He prayed each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea. F C G Am But one day he recieved a note that Hogwarts had burned down: F C G Am Oh no! he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown. F C G Am He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk, F C G E7 But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, Harry! You've been Punk'd! CHORUS: Am G Dm F Run, Harry, run, Harry, run! Am G F C You killed your headmaster, now your problem's just begun! Am G Dm7 C Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run! Am G F Who can fend off Voldemort now? C No one.