He doesn't know what he's gonna say, Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers, Unemployment is my scene, Brain dead - the fumes I breath, Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers, Carp fucking sucks, Too dumb to care, The S.B-Goleta connection, Feelin' like a champion, All aboard the lagwagon, It's fast enough for me, Slow, Me, And, My, Friends, On the Couch, Give me a sofa, and some snacks The idiot box-that T.V trash The V.C.R, some stupid films, The remote control, Fuck the bills, There's no point in a job, The pay just sucks if you're a slob, I'm not lying, I'm lazy, And all my friends are just like me, Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bongs and bong hits I fucking hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds, Can you relate to me? All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times) Laggin'! Can you please slow down, please? Stop! Can you please slow this thing down, please? Stop! Can you please slow this down? Stop!