Авторы: John S. Hall, Dave Rick
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the Leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they asked me if I could drive a truck, And I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes, And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake, And I also took one for later, And I took one for my friend Farmboy, And I took one to bring home, And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off All the cheesecakes. So I take five cakes to eat on the way, And I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very Delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the Rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot, But I'm not really sorry, Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.