Wheres Me Shirt
Released in the mid 60s and also featuring The Diddymen! Tabbed from a video so hopefully sounds about right. The song can be sung without the 'spoken' sections and it still sounds ok (imo). Verse 1 C Well it all began in the year of one when Adam was the first man C G And a girl called Eve so we believe was said to be his woman F C Am She led him up the Garden of Eden by a tree C G C Then she offered him her apple and he cried out suddenly ee ee ee SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt Chorus F C I feel a proper twazzer without me shirt F C G I've got me tickling-tackle and me nicky-nocky-noo F But I must confess I feel undressed C G C Like this in front of you SPOKEN Where's me shirt I can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy leaving me in a garden with no shirt on like this. Look at all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh look there's a serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on shoo! Go on shoo. Verse 2 C Since the days of old, we've all been told of men like Bonaparte C G His great retreat and his first defeat was the thing that broke his heart F C Am He stuck just outside Moscow and then made history C G C He stuck his hand inside his coat and cried out bitterly ee ee ee SPOKEN - where's me shirt where'a me shirt Chorus F C I can't go on like zis wizout my shirt F C G I've had my tickle-tonic on my nicky-nocky-nee F But I just can't go through all this snow C G C Without a shirt on me SPOKEN Where's me shirt? Oh sacre blue sacre flippin' blue where's me shirt? By Jove t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh ooh this tent isn't 'alf drafty. I don't know where the draft's comin' from but I know where it's goin' to. Verse 3 C Back in eighty-one in the mid-day sun in Tombstone one September C G Wyatt Earp was due to go into a gunfight he'd remember F C Am The Clantons and McLourys started firin' suddenly C G C As the gunsmoke cleared and the townsfolk cheered Wyatt Earp said quietly ee ee ee SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt Chorus F C I feel a proper twit without me shirt F C G I've lost me ticklin'-tackle and me nicky-nocky-nee F But I feel a twerp me Wyatt Earp C G C With my shirt shot offa me SPOKEN 'Ere where's me shirt? Where's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh I say here comes the Indians. 'Ere you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows. Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt... I can't find me shirt anywhere. D'you know I'm sure I had it when I came out. Where's me shirt?