Jewel - Kiss Your Ass - Текст песни

What time should i pick you up tonight

   to make me seem more selectable

   What kind of flowers should i bring your mother

   to make me seem more delectable

   

   I got no problem with family events

   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

   I'll do anything you ask

   no matter the task

   My whole purpose on earth

   is just to

   Kiss your ass

   

   What kind of drugs should I take tonight

   to make me seem like I'm introverted

   What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother

   to make me seem like I'm still perverted

   

   I got no problem with family events

   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

   I'll do anything you ask

   no matter the task

   My whole purpose on earth

   is just to

   Kiss your ass

   Teach me something I don't know

   But I swear I'll be something someday

   I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say

   How then ?? time should I cruise your block

   on my tiny red tricycle

   Screaming your name sweet heart in vain

   This ?? ?? has got me in a pickle

   

   I got no problem with family events

   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

   I'll do anything you ask

   no matter the task

   ?????

   You'll be promiscuous

   And I'll be ??

   cuz my whole purpose on earth

   My whole purpose on earth

   My whole purpose on earth

   My whole purpose on earth

   My whole purpose on earth

   is just to kiss your ass