A Shelfish Elf Radio Edit
Jelly of the Month Club
Intro: F - A7 - Dm - Bb (x4) Transition: C (x2) Verse: F C I'm an elf, on a shelf. Dm A7 Bb F C My name is Melvin Ebenezer Aloysius Rosenberg the Fourth. F C I love my job, I love my boss. Dm A7 That's right. I work for Santa Claus. Bb F C And I'm his eyes and ears while he's up north. Pre-Chorus: Dm Dm7 From November to December, C //Mute We help Santa Claus remember, Chorus: F C Who's been naughty, who's been nice, Dm A7 Who's been playing too much Minecraft, Bb F C On their iPads when they're 'sposed to be asleep. F C Who's been naughty, who's been nice, Dm A7 Who's been eating lots of junk food, Bb F C And not brushing like they're 'sposed to after you eat. Verse: F C I'm taking notes, I'm keeping tabs, Dm A7 I saw Justin throwing slabs, Bb F C Of bologna against the ceiling to make 'em stick. F C I saw 5 year old Charlotte, Dm A7 Try to make a chocolate omelette, Bb F C Out of peanut butter eggs and Nestle Quik. Pre-Chorus: Dm Dm7 From November to December, C //Mute We help Santa Claus remember, Chorus: F C Who's been naughty, who's been nice, Dm A7 Who's on top of all their studies, Bb F C And not cheating off their buddies during class. F C Who's obeying mama's wishes, Dm A7 And finally helping with the dishes, Bb F C Feed the fishes, rake the leaves, and mow the grass. Bridge: Bb Bbm Oh, Santa wants you to know, F A7 He's become lactose intolerant, Dm So don't leave out that two percent. Bb Bbm And no more cookies, no more fudge. F Mrs. Claus won't budge. A7 Dm - Bb Santa's going on a diet. C He can't deny it. Verse: F C I'm an elf, on a shelf, Dm A7 and I love to watch the families, Bb F Deck the halls so merrily, C And decorate the Christmas tree. F C I was sent by the man in red, Dm A7 To spread the joy of christmas cheer, Bb F C Until we do it all again next year. Instrumental Break to end: F - C - Dm - A7 - Bb - F - C (x2) The actual song fades, but I just play that refrain twice, add some scatting, and end it on a nice F chord. Thanks for checking out my first tab ever! I hope you enjoy it.