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Insane Clown Posse - Santa's A Fat Bitch - текст песни, видео

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Insane Clown Posse - Santa's A Fat Bitch - текст песни, видео

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Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling 

horses, horses, horses, horses 

Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling 

(gunshot) 

Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell 

ringing bells at the malls Dancer Prancer Nixon and Cupid 

I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, 

eh I sat around all night under the chimney 

Holdin my sack like gimme gimme 

I know that he's commin he's commin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. 

Turn on my TV the very next day 

I see your gettin paid leaden the parade 

I'm that sniper on the buildin 

Listen to my nine go click, 

Santa's a fat bitch 

(2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Another year and I aint get shit 

Another year I aint get shit If I hear him land on my roof 

Ohh my undertaker I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick 

Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, j 

just a lump of coal, 

So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cupboard 

So I'll be quick, quick and brief 

All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth 

I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth 

I need a few new ones could you help me out 

Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick

No kinda gift, I didn't get shit. Some say 

I was bad, but that wasn't it. It's all because, 

(2x) Santa's a fat bitch 

Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe 

Another year and I ain't got shit 

Another year I ain't get shit If I hear him land on my roof 

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way 

Rudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho those 

boys and girls don't deserve anything" 

(in Background: Slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses, 

horses, horses) Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been? 

I see you got cookies and milk on your chin 

I guess you had time to collect your ends 

You always been down for your rich friend 

But Rudolf, he don't bring his slay my way 

Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J 

I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft 

You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh 

All the little rich boys they gettin paid 

Countin the toys and rockets they made. Me? 

I got a little half little chunk of dog shit 

I'm a kill that fat bitch, Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

He ate too much 

McDonalds Another year and I aint get shit 

Mrs. Claus is a ho If I hear him land on my roof 

Slice that bitch in the big red coat 

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

For the neighborhood 

Christmas and everything's whack 

Not a creature stirring but a fuckin rat 

I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin 

Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffin 

All that I paid Wished and prayed 

That fat mutha fucka would swing my way 

Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But 

I woke up and found some crusty old drawers 

Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again 

Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat bitch 

(2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

(2x) Another year and I aint get shit 

Another year I aint get shit 

If I hear him land on my roof If I hear him land on my roof 

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

(2x) Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Santa Claus is a fat bitch 

Another year and I aint get shit I aint ge-et shi-it 

If I hear him land on my roof Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof 

I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth 

(record scratching) 

"He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile, 

a bright red hat you can see for a mile, 

a bag full of goodies and a great big grin, 

hear comes Santa Claus again."
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