[doorbell: DING DONG!] [Pops] Yeah [Cube] Umm, uhh is Cheryl here? [Pops] Well who are you? [Cube] Tell her Ice Cube is here [Pops] WHO?! [Cube] Ice Cube! [Pops] ICE CUBE?! Man I ain't lettin my damn daughter go out with no damn Ice Cubes man! Man what the hell you talkin about man? I brought my daughter up man, in a Catholic school, private school Man what you want with her? I'm sick of this bullshit! [Cube] Yo man, let me tell you somethin.. [Verse One] Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut A queen treatin niggaz just like King Tut Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin third Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin class Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass Only seventeen, with a lot of practice on black boys jimmies and white boys cactus Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief A lotta niggaz like bustin nuts in her teeth Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic that don't mean shit, cause she's givin up the ass quick Quicker than you can say, "Candy," the bitch is on my Snicker... and oh man she can take on three men - built like He-Men Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen Fourteen niggaz in line ready to bang yo' pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel Tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house cause your daughter's known, for givin up the nappy dug out [Chorus: repeat 2X] "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!" [Cube] Givin up the nappy dug out! [Interlude: Pops] [Pops] Look motherfucker you better get from in front of my house with that old god damn bullshit You girlie-ass motherfucker You better get out of here witcho' fine ass Man, youse a little fine motherfucker [Verse Two] Mister, mister, before you make me go I'm here to let you know your little girl is a hoe Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads I know she is a minor and it is illegal but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio And if you de-cide to call rape we got the little hooker on tape, now: tell the fuckin slut to please hurry up and wear that dress that's tight on her butt So I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead Face turnin red from grabbin them ankles Fuck and get up is how I do them stank-hoes You should hear how she sounds with a cock And her boots get knocked, from here to Czechoslovakia Two are on top, one on the bottom First nigga got the boots; man, you shoulda shot him cause after I got 'em it was over Now niggaz get lucky like a four-leaf clover on daddy's little girl. She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel So tell Cheryl to bring her ass home cause the line at my house is gettin loooooooong, ay! [Chorus] [Chorus Two: (continued from previous)] "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!" [Cube] Yeah.. yeah.. bitch, bitch givin up the nappy dug out! "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!" [Cube] Yo.. [Pops] Little motherfucker! [Girl] Daddy, where did he go? [Pops] I'll tell you where he went, god damnit! [Girl] Mercy! "Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out" [Kane (2X)] "Givin up the nappy dug out.." [2X] "Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out" [Kane (2X)] "Givin up the nappy dug out.." [1X] "Givin-givin up the nappy dug out.." [Girl] Mercy! [Announcer] Warning: when having sexual intercourse with a female like Cheryl you must use, jimmy hat condoms [Condom rap] We're called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us? Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis If you're real smart, you will always use us Put me in your wallet, 'fore some dummy screws us And goin bare back, without the bare facts 'll have creepy crawlers crawlin on your nutsac! So get the J-I-M-M-Y to the hats It's me and two brothers in a pack "Run out and get your jimmy hats.." [KRS-One] (??) "Run out and get your jimmy hats.." [KRS-One] [Condom] Or this might happen to you!