Ripped Pants- Stephen Hillenburg transcribed by Kate Holland Spoken: C Am I thought that I had everybody on my side Dm G But then I went and blew it, all sky high Em A And now she won't even spare a passing glance Dm G All just because I ripped my pants. Sung: C Am When big Larry came round just to put him down Dm G Spongebob turned into a clown Em A And no girl ever wants to dance Dm G With the fool who went and ripped his pants. Em A I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse, Dm But the pain feels so much worse. Em A 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Dm G Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns. C Am Now I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget, Dm G G listen and you won't regret: Em A Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, Dm G C G C And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. Note: On the spoken part, strum each chord only once.