Hey Charlie Snob could you make me some investments I wanna get the hell out of here I've ordered my Mercedes I wanna meet some classy ladies And start drinking champagne instead of beer Now I don't have much money but we could work out somethin' I could send you twenty bucks a week He said that's not how it works and just what is your net worth I said my net worth is what I got on me So I called up my mother-in-law told her about the ad I saw Guaranteeing a fortune to be made I said I need a hundred thou cause we have got to jump in now We'll make a bunch and split it up two ways So I met her down at the bank grabbed a check and then I ran As fast as I could to their store Now here's all the money so pick some winners sonny And call me up when we make the big score Well I saw it on the evening news stock market really had the blues And when it closed it set an all time low I wondered where did I go wrong why did this happen to me Lord I've got to get that money back ya know Well I just sat there and wondered why I was gonna buy low and sell it high But things sure didn't work out that way I don't know what I'm gonna do and to tell y'all the truth I think I've lost my assets today Hey broker man please don't make no more investments Cause I would like to keep my shirt and pants Cancel that Mercedes I'm going back to the old lady In Little Rock instead of Paris, France No I'll never play that game againI think y'all saw me comin' friend And I jumped right in like a big fool Oh I thought I'd make some money but it's really kind of funny Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who Oh I thought I'd make some money but it's really kind of funny Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who