The Cow Turd Blues
Hank Williams Jr.
Well I couldn't find a tab for this piece anywhere on the internet so here it comes! tuning:standard tabbed by: birgarn artist:Hank Williams Jr written by:Hank Williams Jr E A There's some things in this country you don't mess with E B7 And I am blessed to be on that short list E We're out here in the real world A Not that feel good media swirl E B7 E And we've something for you â read our lips E They made a huge miscalculation A About the mood of this nation E B7 Good workin' people done got tired of bein' wronged E Then they saw one of their own D A G Get mistreated and dumped on E B7 E They were standin' behind him, he's not alone G D A [Spoken:] G D I wanna dedicate this song to Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, A and the first man that said this - President Harry Truman A G D Never kick a cow turd on a hot day E A Or you might get some poo on your pants legs Thought they were gonna have some fun D Kickin' around old Hank's son E A But America had my back all the way A G D Remember never kick a cow turd on a hot day E A Never pick up a rattle snake the wrong way D Never ever kick, would've been much smarter just let it slip E Never kick a cow turd, should've let the man just be heard A Never kick a cow turd on a hot day Yee-haw! Sooey!