Westward Ho Massive Letdown
Half Man Half Biscuit
(intro) D E F (x4) D E F Girl of my dreams says she's gonna pick me up in the morning D E F Gonna head south-west, spend two weeks living in the sunshine D E F We've got the best room booked in the best hotel on the seafront D E F Hard-boiled eggs on a beach with a Blue Flag status. D E F Westward Ho! D E F Westward Ho! D E F Fairground bound gonna have a little tussle with a claw crane D E F She meanwhile may like to see what's going on in Northam D E F A Devon cream tea around half past three would be splendid D E F Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended. D E F Westward Ho! D E F (instr) D E F (x4) Westward Ho! D E F Why is my fortnight suddenly coming to a standstill? D E F And why is Frank Ifield jumping up and down on a windmill? D E F And why is my girl getting married to a plasterer from Bacup? D E F Phoebus sinks and it all goes dark and then I wake up. D E F Westward Ho! D E F Westward Ho! D E Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let down F What a let-down, what a- D E Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let-down F D E F (x4) D What a let-down, what a let-down.