Stuck Up A Hornbeam
Half Man Half Biscuit
C Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog F C Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog G F C G Gonna get discovered by a bloke out walking the dog. C I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone F C I feel arthritic in every single bone G F C G I've got a mynah bird that does nothing but moan. C For you I'd lose my self esteem F C For you I'd lose my self esteem G F C For Crewe I'd use Junction 16. G C F C G F C G Give me a spork. C Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow F C Eight words giving me a green light to wallow G F C G "Up Next, brand new Live At The Apollo". C Psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist F C Recommended meditation to cure my woes G F C G Beats sitting round doing nothing I suppose. C I've never been any good at DIY F C "Do it yourself" would always be my reply G F Am Em F C Am Em F C Am Em F C Ah, won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie. Am Em F C Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue Am Em F C Stuck up here on account of you Am Em F C Am G C Am G C I want to jump but it's such a view.