Half Man Half Biscuit
A E A E Psst, Sssh Psst, Sssh A E A E Psst, Sssh Sssh. A They're gonna be unveiling some new material D A Some new material, some new material And the drummer's got a song that he'd like to try out D A In a live environment, a live environment E D A Tell it down the mines, there's gonna be a secret gig E D A You've gotta knock three times if you want to see a secret gig. A E A E Psst, Sssh Psst, Sssh A E A E Psst, Sssh Sssh. A The information needed can found in anagram D A Upon the internet the day before I've got a cousin in Tredegar but he's unreliable D A And undeniably a rank buffoon E D A But I can tolerate his crimes 'cos he's never done a secret gig E D A He's gotta knock three times if he wants to see a secret gig. (no chord) Ten past nine, the Borderline A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine The 'zine flipped, tongue slipped A (nc) A And we all headed off to the nearest tube. Sssh. A MI5 Plus One, CIA Plus Two MFI Plus Three, Sir Roger Casement Plus Four Bob from the basement and friends Evan Dando Plus Ten, and his sister Suzanne (nc) Who lives by the river. Sssh.