Half Man Half Biscuit
E I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich B7 E When a man walked up to me B7 "Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? E If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?" B7 E Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes. E Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads B7 E When a frail voice asked of me: B7 "Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension E Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" B7 E No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no. E Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom B7 E When he reached out for the jar B7 He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet E A Haliborange overdose - that's not the right way B7 E To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself. E Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion B7 E When the stallion said to me: B7 "That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait E You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" B7 E Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion. E G B7 E Me and my girl - sealclubbing G B7 E Me and my girl - out on the ice G B7 E Me and my girl - sealclubbing G B7 E Me and my girl - oh so nice. E G B7 E Me and my girl - sealclubbing G B7 E Me and my girl - out on the ice G B7 E Me and my girl - sealclubbing G B7 E Me and my girl - oh paradise.