On Passing Lilac Urine
Half Man Half Biscuit
[Intro] D G D D G A [Verse] D G A Certain things have always been and ever more shall be D G A Walking down this country lane I'll almost guarantee D G A North, South, East, West, twixt twelve and two D G A D There's a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu. [Instrumental] D G D D G A [Verse] D G A Don't get too excited boy although it's nearly spring D G A 'Cos the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing D G A Some say some day one of these fine nights D G A D The council's gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights. I'm Slim Shady; I'm the real Slim Shady The other Slim Shady's gone to play tennis. [Instrumental] Em G Em G Em G A [Verse] D G A I keep well away from places where they tend to wear D G A Glasses I am certain they don't really need to wear D G A Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD D G A D D G A D Keep it upstairs till the bailiff's been and I'll make herbal tea.