Half Man Half Biscuit
E Keeper you've just made a decent save So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave? A Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid E Especially when they haven't done much wrong. B A E Please cease the trait. Thank you to whoever found my purse Also when I fell, the passing nurse A And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon E Chartist demonstrators in the square. B A E B A E Those on the ward, yours much restored. I disagree entirely with your choice Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice A I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens E A nice day out but best to take a flask. B A E B A E Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say B A E B A E The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you. Sewage farm an absolute disgrace Picnic table somewhat out of place A Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order E And there's too much chlorine in the pool. B A E B A E Thirteen across - where was the clue? B A E B A E Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.