If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
Half Man Half Biscuit
G C G Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood D G Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good: C G Leave it as it is, it'll get first place D G We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'". C G D7 G Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A C G D7 G And you're no longer a miner as of today. C G Praise for the wardens ready to fine D G Anyone caught saying 'graphic design' C G Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats D G Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets. C G D7 G Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away C G D7 G If I had possession over Pancake Day. C G D7 G Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade C G D7 G And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?' C G D7 G And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?' C G D7 G And after a while he'll die of thirst.