Hair Like Brian May Blues
Half Man Half Biscuit
G (Intro G C7 G D7 G D7) I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May C7 G I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May D7 G D7 I'm supposed to be the hardest man on the estate. G I'm gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee C7 G I'm gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee D7 G D7 Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't see. C D C D Oh, I need this situation about as much as I need C D G (inst. D7 G C7 G D7 G D7 G D7) The Armoury Show's entire back catalogue. G I haven't got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood C7 G I haven't got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no snood D7 G D7 I take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude. G I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease (Crossroads theme melody: D G B G A, C E C D) C7 G I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease D7 G D7 Oh, but the devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees. C D C D And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need C D G D7 G The Armoury Show's entire back catalogue.