Cosmic Charlie how do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue Dum de dum de doodley do Go on home, your mama's callin' you Kalico, Kahlia, come tell me the news Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her Rosy red and electric blue I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe Say you'll come back when you can Whenever your airplane happens to land Maybe I'll be back here too It all depends on what's with you Hung up waitin' for a windy day Kite on ice since the first of February Mama keeps sayin' that the wind might blow But standin' here I say, I just don't know New ones comin' as the old ones go Everything's movin' here but much too slowly A little bit quicker and we might have time To say, "How do you do?", before we're left behind Calliope wail like a seaside zoo The very last lately inquired about you It's really very one or two The first you wanted, the last I knew I just wonder if you shouldn't feel Less concerned about the people unreal The very first word is, "How do you do?" The last, "Go home your mama's callin' you" Callin' you, callin' you, callin' you, callin' you Go on home your mama's callin' you Go on home your mama's callin' you Go on home your mama's callin' you