E E-E How do you do, I E-G See you've met my G-A A-E faithful handyman. E-E He's just a little brought down, Be- E-G -cause when you knocked G-A A-E he thought you were the candyman. E-E Don't get strung out E-G by the way I look, G-A A-E don't judge a book by its cover. E-E I'm not much of a girl E-G by the light of day, G-A A-E but by night I'm one hell of a lover. B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. E-E Let me show you around, maybe E-G play you a sound, G-A A-E you look like you're both pretty groovy. E-E Or if you want something visual E-G that's not too abysmal, G-A A-E we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. E-E Well, you got caught with a flat, well, E-G how 'bout that? G-A A-E Well, babies, don't you panic. E-E By the light of the night, E-G when it all seems alright, G-A I'll get you a satanic mechanic. B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. E-E Why don't you stay for the night? Night. E-G Or maybe a bite? Bite. G-A A-E I could show you my favorite obsession. E-E I've been making a man E-G with blond hair and a tan, G-A A-E and he's good for relieving my tension. B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. B7 A E I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. (spoken) E So - come up to the lab, G and see what's on the slab, E I see you shiver with antici...pation. G But maybe the rain E isn't really to blame, A so I'll remove the cause E (chuckles), but not the symptom.