Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce fowler (trombone) Tom fowler (bass) Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) Chester thompson (drums) I was sittin in a breakfast room in allentown, pennsylvania, six oclock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake... sittin there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange About as big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes, and I said to myself: "this is the life!"... Shes 200 years old, So mean, she couldnt grow no lips Boy, shed be in trouble if she tried to grow a mustache Shes two hundred years old Squattin down & pockin up In front of the juke box Just like she had true religion.. boy! Shes two hundred years old Hoy!, hoy!, in 200 years, Half of this, none of that, One.. fifty.. oh squattin, Yeah-ah, aint she got Oohhh, she got religion now, boy. Oohhhh, ? ? ? ? ? ? Oohhhh, shes just mean, She just, she just cant grow no lips. Squat.. down, so mean she cant grow no lips. 200 years old, so mean she cant grow no lips.