Yes indeed Here we are At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine And wheedled on the Bingo cards And blew up the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally in chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, Why don't you treat me mean? At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine *(St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo)*
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